shammy

For once, as a full cup of sweet tea headed towards the carpet, I thought of a commercial first instead of a wordy dirty.

How I coulda used a ShamWOW to clean it up.

But of course, my carpet is stained with who-knows-what from the previous tenant..

so I just threw a towel on it. Let that tea stain!!

But I admit that advertising has turned my brain to mush.